Gossip Girl vs Gossip Guy

Girls

Girl one: “ I cannot believe that skank. I even told her where I got it and she went and bought it!”

Girl two: “ What a bitch! And she didn’t even ask you. I mean who does she think she is?”

Girl three: “ Don’t worry babe it looks waaaay better on you, I mean your boobs at least look real in it”

Girl one: “ Duh, I know. But its not like I can ever wear it again, that’s like 400 bucks down the drain”

Girl two: “Fat slut, I mean you should really confront her about it, or like buy a really ugly top and like give it to her. She would totally wear it.”

Girl three: “ That’s pretty swak hey”

Girl one: “ I know, LOVE IT!”

Girl one, two and three: “OH MY GOD! Did you hear about Rachel! Hahaha bitch!”

Guys

Men on the other hand will utter three words “Sup”, “Hansa”, and “Score”. And by some divine gossip god they know which chick is available, who macked on who and which chick just had a boob job. No speech, just beer.

Amazing.